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FEATURED SELECTIONS.....

*THE A.D.D. CHANNEL.... a duo script for high school speakers, by Kyle Lowden and Nathan Smith. This is collection of TV oriented skits and sketches for a new channel for those people whose minds wander like...

*THE PERFECT DUO.... a duo written by Kyle Lowden, compiling the best features of all winning duos...

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*THE ADONIS COMPLEX.... tiny nether regions...

*ASHES AWAY.... death be not proud, death be tremendously tasty...

*BAD SURGERY....bad surgery, and i can't deny...

*BMV EMPLOYEES...dystopia of motor vehicles...

*BRANCHING SKITS.... red bananas...

*BUSINESS ISSUES....7 Habits of Highly Effective 1st Graders...

*THE BUSINESS LADDER....climb every mountain, forge every revenue stream...

*THE BUST....a bust goes bust...

*CALCULUS AROUSAL.... the things he does for school supplies...

*THE CONDUCTOR SKETCH....conductor junker what's you funker...

*THE CONFESSION....you call THAT a confession?...

*THE CONSPIRATOR....just can't trust a seahorse with thumbs...

*THE CONVERSION...conversionable...

*THE CRITICS.... critiquing the weeks critiques... NEW!!!

*THE CRUSADES.... tonight's crusade is brought to you, again, by the church...

*DINNER LAYOFFS.... no severance allowance...

*DRAG RACING....tiny hands...

*DRUNK DRIVING SCHOOL....you've learned how to drive, now learn how to properly drive impaired...

*FISH LOVE.... I'll never forget that fish...

*THE FLING.... I think you need a fling...

*THE GIFT SKIT.... now what did you all get for the principal?...

*HELPING HANDS .... the highway of knowledge awaits ...

*INFLATABLE RAINCOATS.... a firey ball of death...

*JON'S SUICIDE.... are you still gonna be paying rent?...

*JUST SAY NO TO FUNGI.... it all starts out with a moldy piece of bread...

*KILLING FOR SEATS.... funny you should mention that...

*LOVE SONNET.... I don't wanna buy a vacuum cleaner!...

*MEDIEVAL REAL-ESTATE AGENCY.... customers satisfied for 1200 years... NEW!!!

*MESSAGE TO THE GUYS.... Scott Tidwell and Andy McCoy...

*THE MINI-VAN INCIDENT.... do you love me?...

*MR. ROGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD 2002...land of making beliefs...

*MUZIC NEWZ.... new to C-SPAN...

*MY CHILDHOOD.... and then regrets, I've had a few...

*MYTHS AND FACTS.... the myths and facts of McBride...

*THE NAVY SKIT.... false justifications will only bring pain in the end...

*OVER RE-ACTING.... to finish the Deacon Report...

*PARAKEET.... you should see what I did to my cats... NEW!!!

*THE PIZZA SHACK.... a painful experience...

*PLACEBO.... now with built in side effects...

*POOR QUALITY HEROIN.... where did you get this crap from...

*THE PRESS CONFERENCE.... I'm here to speak for Jon...

*PULLING THE OUTFIT TOGETHER...there's no easy way to ask this, but would you be willing to surgically remove your eyes?...

*THE QUESTION...rescindication...

*RADIO NEWS...a face for radio, a voice for sadness...

*RANDOM, SUBLIMINAL GERMAN.... schtookah, das sviminheimin, and alphenhagen...

*THE REAL-ESTATE AGENT.... we'll take it!...

*THE REJECTION.... I'm too rich and too white to care...

*RELIEF CREAM...i scream, you scream we all scream for relief cream...

*THE REVEREND'S POST...post hawk...

*THE REVOLUTION.... you're against the revolution!...

*RYLENOL.... do you suffer? then you need extra-strength rylenol...

*SECOND-HAND SMOKE ADDICT.... come on! it won't kill you right away... NEW!!!

*SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT...well, that isn't reassuing...

*SEX ON TELEVION.... I always fall off...

*SHADOW PUPPETS.... the backyard bunch...

*SPRINGER WRITERS.... animals are sent to the farm upstate, philosophy professors are sent to Springer...

*STICK IT IN THE CAT.... come on, just slide it in there...

*THE TELEPATHIC MAN.... he has a tendancy to answer questions before they're asked...

*THE WATER COOLER DISCUSSIONS.... what else is there to talk about?...

*WORLDS WORST JOBS.... and you thought yours was bad...

*YORKSHIRE PORKSHIRE...yorkshire pudding is people...or pork...same thing...

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